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61Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:47 pm

wagi

wagi
I am beloved of the Guac!

Gravity wrote:Yeah, well, at least I have a kitchen.

Where he claims to cook bacon in his boxers!

62Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:29 pm

Gravity

Gravity
I am beloved of the Guac!

Boxerbriefs, wagi.

63Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:21 pm

wagi

wagi
I am beloved of the Guac!

AussieBum's no doubt!



I couldn't get a pair on over one knee myself... Frown

64Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:57 pm

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

That is an image that burns. BURNS!

http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

65Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:15 pm

wagi

wagi
I am beloved of the Guac!

Yeah, but they really do make my knee look hot...too bad I can't them, any further.


Oh, I'll bet you were referring to Grav, huh Forg? Silly me!

66Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:48 pm

Gravity

Gravity
I am beloved of the Guac!

No, no aussiebum in my drawers drawer... 2xist, Andrew Christian, and baskit are there, though.

67Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:39 pm

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

wagi wrote:Oh, I'll bet you were referring to Grav, huh Forg? Silly me!

I have no comment!

http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

68Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:46 pm

wagi

wagi
I am beloved of the Guac!

El Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG wrote:
wagi wrote:Oh, I'll bet you were referring to Grav, huh Forg? Silly me!

I have no comment!

This is a rare event indeed! Red Face

69Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:27 pm

Jonathan

Jonathan
Admin

Andrew says:
*I admit my love for you!
Andrew says:
*Now, where was I

70Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:41 pm

Andrew

Andrew
I am beloved of the Guac!

Andrew says:
*Blows kiss

Jonathan says:
Thank you, darling.

Jonathan says:
*Blows kiss

Jonathan says:
Love you too.

Andrew says:
Oh, Jomehanny

Andrew says:
What are you doing?

Jonathan says:
You blew one first

Andrew says:
I deny this!

71Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:09 am

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

This is a surprising update!


wagi wrote:
El Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG wrote:
wagi wrote:Oh, I'll bet you were referring to Grav, huh Forg? Silly me!

I have no comment!

This is a rare event indeed! Red Face

You must take a photograph - it will be worth a fortune on Evilbay! El Frog Mad Thumbs Up

http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

72Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Hears is a trophy whore. Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:39 pm

Gravity

Gravity
I am beloved of the Guac!

Forgface says:
I told him that you think he's gay!

Jeffrey says:
Mad

Jonnyears says:
!
Blarg is a level 3, I am a level 13!

Jeffrey says:
~!

a level 13 homo

Jonnyears says:
¬

Forgface says:
You're a level 13 homosexual?!?
You had better wash your towels!

73Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:45 pm

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says:
I am becoming concerned that the towels are remaining unwashed!

Ears says:
He would rather drive cars around!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says:
I have posted a message in Cleft's Corner so he will have no excuses now
Did you just get an email from Blarg?

Ears says:
Big letters in your post!
I did just get an email from him.
I will not click on that link!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says:
I have PMed him to tell him that it has done that!

Ears says:
We seem to be stopping him play his game!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says:
I hope so!
I might mean that he actually washes the towels before it rains

Ears says:
I would hope so!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says:
They might not be dry by nightfall - AND THEN HE WOULD NEED TO HANG THEM UP IN THE BATHROOM!
They might pick up unfortunate smells should someone produce a pan-blocking poo!

Ears says:
!!
FIRST HE HANGS THE CURTAINS, NOW YOU WANT TO RISK THE TOWELS?!!

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74Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:30 pm

wagi

wagi
I am beloved of the Guac!

Purple towels?

75Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:10 am

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

I dread to think!

http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

76Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:27 am

wagi

wagi
I am beloved of the Guac!

We shall not discuss the fingerprints.

77Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:39 am

Jeremy

Jeremy
I am beloved of the Guac!

Nor must we ignore them!

78Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:51 am

Gravity

Gravity
I am beloved of the Guac!

I WILL NOT IGNORE THE HISTORY, YOU CAD!

79Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:47 pm

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

You must not ignore the towels either - whether they smell of Gravelyblargpoo or not!

http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

80Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:46 pm

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

Aiaiaiaidaiaian says
I wish to see Chris Packman at HANBOROUGH.
HEARS has licked my floor!

http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

81Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:18 pm

Jeremy

Jeremy
I am beloved of the Guac!

Jon says:

What odd behaviour.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG says:


He did this because I told him the story of Chris Tinson, a friend of mine from my school days
He stood up in the middle of a school assembly and shouted "ACK!"
Then he sat down. Not a word of reproach was said by anyone!

Jon says:

Hahah!
How odd.
But funny!
I guess that explains the "ACK!"
But why would anyone decide to rub an old woman's head?

82Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:25 pm

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

It angers me that Jermery missed out the first part!



Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Oh!
Adinanny needs a slap

Jeremy Beadle says
True!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Two, in fact

Jeremy Beadle says
Oh, really?!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
At least
I would think he requires a lot more
Like someone I used to work with
When I stopped at a pedestrian crossing, he leant out of the passenger window of my car and rubbed the back of an old woman's head

Jeremy Beadle says
What an odd man!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
He shouted "ACK!" at her as we drove off!

Jeremy Beadle says
Was he mentally all there?

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
He was!

Jeremy Beadle says
What odd behaviour.



...and the last bit:

Jeremy Beadle says
EVERYONE shall be on edge wondering who rubbed an old woman's head, and why!
Even Starfish!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
!
She needs to come to HANBOROUGH!
You should send her an PM about it

Jeremy Beadle says
She will blackmail you with marriage proposals which you will be forced to accept!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I shall force myself!
It won't take much for her to force me!

Jeremy Beadle says
If only the world worked like that..
Anyway, I really must sleep about now.
GOODBIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

83Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:38 pm

Jonathan

Jonathan
Admin

Jonathan says:
*He's never going to win against either of them. He should try baiting someone who won't fight back and win.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says:
*He had better not start on Starfish!

Jonathan says:
*I think you FANCY her.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says:
*She is rather lovely!

Jonathan says:
*Say that to her boyfriend!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says:
*He must sod off!

Jonathan says:
*Say that to his girlfriend!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG says:
*She must marry me!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG says:
*Have you told her this?

Jonathan says:
*Say that to her boyfriend!

Jonathan says:
*I have told her boyfriend but not her boyfriend's girlfriend.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG says:
*YOU MUST!

Jonathan says:
*Tell her boyfriend?

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG says:
*You should post all that to CoG!

84Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:24 pm

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

Aiaiaiaidaiaian says
Well I can confirm non-attendance now (to HANBOROUGH)

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
THIS IS MADNESS!
Hears will be livid!

Aiaiaiaidaiaian says
I have already told him!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
He must be livid then!

Aiaiaiaidaiaian says
Very!
How naughty of me

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
He will probably punch you in the arm later - or give you a swirly!

Aiaiaiaidaiaian says
A swirly?

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Head down toilet, flush!

Aiaiaiaidaiaian says
That sounds unpleasent.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I suspect it will be......when Hears discovers that you are not going to HANBOROUGH!

Aiaiaiaidaiaian says
He already knows!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
You are risking that swirly from Hears!

Aiaiaiaidaiaian says
That doesn't even make sense!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Your standpoint can only lead to a swirly

Aiaiaiaidaiaian says
It doesn't sound very ecological

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
There will be a brick in the cistern to save water

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85Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:43 pm

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Do you intend to wear a hat?

Jeremy Beadle says
No.
Absolutely not.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I shall be wearing a hat!

Jeremy Beadle says
Will you now?
Ye olde hatte, or a modern contraption?

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I shall be wearing (in addition to a helm) an arming cap AND a chaperone!

Jeremy Beadle says
Ah, I remember this now!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
It is a big hat!

Jeremy Beadle says
Vert much so!
Very!!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
You know the long thin dangly bit?

Jeremy Beadle says
Perhaps this sort of talk shoul be reserved for Starfish!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
You can hang the WHOLE hat off your shoulder, being held up only by the dangly bit!

Jeremy Beadle says
Sounds obscene!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
It is!
My dangly bit is several feet long!
It is called a lirpipe!

Jeremy Beadle says
Starfish would be most impressed.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I hope she will!

Jeremy Beadle says
As would Blarg!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
!
He will wish he was at HANBOROUGH now!

Jeremy Beadle says
When he hears there are large dangly things, blarg simply appears!

http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

86Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:00 pm

Gravity

Gravity
I am beloved of the Guac!

El Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG wrote:
Jeremy Beadle says
When he hears there are large dangly things, blarg simply appears!

You rang?

87Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:51 am

Jeremy

Jeremy
I am beloved of the Guac!

I'd book a flight to HANBOROUGH now if you want to be there on time!

88Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:58 am

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

I believe he already has!

http://www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

89Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:30 pm

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

Hears says
I once locked myself in a dark room with CHRIS PACKMAN. No joke.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Deliberately?!?
I WISH TO HEAR(s ) MORE!

Jeremy Beadle says
No way to prove that the NO PANTS agreement was being honoured, though!

Hears says
He had to develop his photographs so he invited me!

Jeremy Beadle says
I know someone who wishes to develop photographs!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Is it CHRIS PACMAN?

Jeremy Beadle says
Unfortunately she tends to wear pants Mad
NO!

Hears says
I purchased two large cooked cumberland sausages at Tesco last night for only £1.

Jeremy Beadle says
One for you and one for CHRIS?

Hears says
I should have given him one.

Jeremy Beadle says
You would never have seen it again!
And not in a normal way.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
You should give him one of those sausages too!

Jeremy Beadle says
HARHARHAR.

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90Statement of Internet Truth - Page 3 Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:47 pm

El Frog

El Frog
Admin

Blarg says
oh, my!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I felt it necessary to purchase J today as Blarg was very sad
He has been very happy since though!

Blarg says
He needed a soulmate!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I hope you plan to show this photo to J!

Blarg says
I will as soon as he emerges from the restroom!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I wish to hear his response!

Blarg says
He said "Oh. ... Why am I the fat one?"

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
He isn't fat - he's just bigger!
A different species!

Blarg says
"Oh.. so I'm a different species, huh?"
he's rather disagreeable today

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I am sure J will be pleased to hear that my J is a "Pretty Tetra"
That's the species name!!!!!!

Blarg says
hahahahahah
we refer to vaginas as "Jays"

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
!

Blarg says
so reading that was a delight

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
I use the letter as I didn't think you'd want his name splashed all over CoG like Nesquik is!
In the same way that I have referred to the other Tetra as Blarg even though his name is xxxxxxx!!!!!!!

Blarg says
It's snazzy

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
So the general opinion of Ohio on these fish is one of approval?

Blarg says
as long as they're not snooty bitches

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
They aren't!
You should tell J that they spend approximately 80% of the time facing the same way as each other!

Blarg says
I have told him this.
He is looking for pants.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Is he facing the same direction as you?

Blarg says
yep

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG Mac Roth Caerbhall says
Clearly it is part of your 80%

Blarg says
YES

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