Starfish and I...

Last week I left a note on Starfish's desk.
It said "I love you, signed Anonymous Friend".
Turns out she's smarter than I thought she was,
She knows I wrote it, now the whole class does too.
And I'm alone during "Couple Skate",
When she skates by with some guy on her arm.
But I know that I'll forget the look of pity in her face,
When I'm living in my solar dome on a platform in space!

'Cause it's gonna be the future soon,
And I won't always be this way,
When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away.
It's gonna be the future soon,
I've never seen it quite so clear,
And when my heart is breaking I can close my eyes and it's already here...

I'll probably be some kind of scientist,
Building inventions in my space lab in space.
I'll end world hunger, I'll make dolphins speak,
Work through the daytime, spend my nights and weekends
Perfecting my warrior robot race.
Building them one laser gun at a time...
I will do my best to teach them,
About life and what it's worth,
I just hope that I can keep them from destroying the Earth!

'Cause it's gonna be the future soon,
And I won't always be this way,
When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away.
It's gonna be the future soon,
I've never seen it quite so clear,
And when my heart is breaking I can close my eyes and it's already...

Here on Earth they'll wonder,
As I piece by piece replace myself.
And the steel and circuits will make me whole,
But I'll still feel so alone...
Until Starfish calls me home...

I'll see her standing by the monorail,
She'll look the same except for bionic eyes.
She lost the real ones in The Robot Wars.
I'll say "I'm sorry", she'll say "it's not your fault...
Or is it?"
And she eyes me suspiciously,
Hearing the whir of the servos inside.
She will scream and try to run,
But there's nowhere she can hide,
When a crazy cyborg wants to make you his robot bride!

Well it's gonna be the future soon,
And I won't always be this way,
When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away.
It's gonna be the future soon,
I've never seen it quite so clear,
And when my heart is breaking I can close my eyes and it's already here...

Lovesickness makes people say (and write...) the strangest things...

wagi wrote:Lovesickness makes people say (and write...) the strangest things...

Wait until I get her to my secret lair...


(More details to follow)

In my opinion, she would be foolish not to consider it after reading this thread!

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain!
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far,
I see you've met my assistant Scarface.
His appearance is quite disturbing,
But I assure you he's harmless enough.
He's a sweetheart, calls me master,
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me...

I'm so into you,
But I'm way too smart for you.
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy,
I'm not surprised that you agree!
If you could find some way to be,
A little bit less afraid of me,
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head,
Say I shouldn't kill you yet...

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you,
But I get the feeling that you don't like it,
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies,
Maybe you don't like monsters so much.
Maybe I used too many monkeys,
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

I'm so into you,
But I'm way too smart for you.
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy,
I'm not surprised that you agree!
If you could find some way to be,
A little bit less afraid of me,
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head,
Say I shouldn't kill you yet!

Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine,
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere.
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive...
But it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here...

You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain.
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack,
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious,
And this mountain is covered with wolves.
Hear them howling, my hungry children,
Maybe you should stay and have another drink,
And think about me and you!

I'm so into you,
But I'm way too smart for you.
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy,
I'm not surprised that you agree.
If you could find some way to be,
A little bit less afraid of me,
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head,
Say I shouldn't kill you yet...

I shouldn't kill you yet...

I shouldn't kill you yet...?

Now, nothing says 'loving' like a half-pony half-monkey monster.

I could make you a melody for this! Although I don't have any good mic for my acoustic. I have decent recording stuff for zeh electric one though!

Sounds like a great idea...then maybe we can come up with an interpretive dance performance set to it that should drive Evening Starfish into a frenzy for her beloved Forg!

Fantastic! Although, you're gonna have to do the dancing! Our beloved Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG will be busy with standing on miss Evening Starfishs' lawn and singing to her!

If I can squeeze into those tights I'll do it! (And that's a pretty damn big 'if'...)

wagi wrote:Sounds like a great idea...then maybe we can come up with an interpretive dance performance set to it that should drive Evening Starfish into a frenzy for her beloved Forg!

It had better be Modern Interpretive Jazz Dance!

It shall! Kinda...how about a Modern Interpretive Jazz Dance/Samba fusion with just a touch of flamenco added for flavor?

I approve! I expect to see a video of this immediately!

I think we all need to see that video...

Well, just as soon as I can fit into these tights! (No wonder they call them "tights"....)

evenstar wrote:I think we all need to see that video...

I would rather see videos of you!

wagi wrote:Well, just as soon as I can fit into these tights! (No wonder they call them "tights"....)

I suspect the video may need to be classified as "unsuitable for viewers under the age of 18"!

Furthermore, after long discussion with the fish, they all agree that they would like Starfish to date me!

Who are we to disagree with the fish?

And fish are highly intelligent and knowledgeable, they spend so much of their time in schools...

That, sir, was a shocking pun!

Still no sign of the video(s).....or any new posts or photos of Starfish!

THIS MUST CHANGE!

It must!

I take it there is also no news from Basingstoke?

Well, I did get the tights on...on one leg. Now I need to buy another pair for the other leg. Of course that still leaves various parts uncovered...anyone have a problem with that? It is MODERN Interpretive Jazz Dance/Samba fusion with just a touch of flamenco added for flavor, so a stray dangly part or two is to be expected, right?

My eyes are currently melting from the mere thought of this image.

And no, nothing from Basingstoke...

El Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG wrote:Still no sign of the video(s).....or any new posts or photos of Starfish!

THIS MUST CHANGE!

I don't have any new photos to share.

I feel you should get some taken, and hope that the photographer isn't so overwhelmed by your complete awesomeness and beauty that he refuses to give them to you!

Older photos will do too, of course...

wagi wrote:And fish are highly intelligent and knowledgeable, they spend so much of their time in schools...

Shockingly intelligent I say you!

You must now tell this to Starfish!