I recently went to the Doctor and I said "Help, I've got a strawberry growing out of my head".
"No problem, I've got some cream for that", he replied...
"No problem, I've got some cream for that", he replied...
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Crumpet Face wrote:I pictured Matt Smith saying that. Am I strange?
El Frog wrote:I recently applied to the local blacksmith for a job.
"Have you got any experience shoeing horses?" he asked.
"No" I replied "but I did tell a donkey to sod off yesterday..."
Jeremy wrote:This joke was better in its full sweary glory!
El Frog wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac atheist?
He lay awake at night, wondering if there was such a thing as a dog...
baz6174 wrote:The catholic church have invented a new low-fat communion wafer. They are calling it "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
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