List of Clefts

Sounds like he really needs to check his meds!

(I was going to type something about Cleftmemberzach but then decided this was a 'one size fits all' statement...)

wagi wrote:HedgeCleft ain't all that bad...for a cleft. Like the homeless guy across the street in the park who's wardrobe consists of black plastic garbage bags...you grow used to it.

Hate to disapoint you, I wear brown paper bags...

I wouldn't want to be around you in a rain storm then!

wagi wrote:I wouldn't want to be around you in a rain storm then!

Thats what the bus shelter is for!

That blacksapphire cleft - the one who claimed his brother posted that his Mom was dying then posted that he had a brain tumor - has taken up residence at SGW. Most of the time he can be ignored, but he's a Grade A Attention Ho with an Oak Cluster, he starts a thread with a screensshot of a few girders and then doesn't understand why people take him to task for it, instead everyone else is told they are mean and rude. Deal with the 'ho and no one would be moved to be 'mean' or 'rude'!

We need the anti-clefts Hear(s) and Forgface. No doubt they are on a beach somewhere in the Carribean!

I have it on good authority that Sir Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG is preparing for another 5 mile run wearing full metal plate armour (and if you'd be willing to help sponsor him I can pass on the link to the donation page, it's for a very good cause and I heartily endorse it). No doubt he is busy waxing those areas which need waxing in hopes of reducing the chaffing this go-round...

In sadder news it was reported that the beloved spouse of Mr Spatula - the lovely Madame Pancake, has passed away. Mr Spatula has temporarily suspended his Agenda. I know you'll all join me in a moment of respectful silence...

Mr Hears has been sighted out and about...no doubt attending to his own Agenda!

Mr Spatula has my condolences....But no doubt he has plenty more other sheilas to add to his adgenda!

Are any of the clefts from the list still around? Do they know that they are clefts yet?

RainbowCleft is still here and checks in from time to time.

rainbowwarrior wrote:RainbowCleft is still here and checks in from time to time.

Hello. :D:D:D

Where did all the clefts make off to? It's like you turned on the light and they all scurried away...like roaches. This hasn't been declared a 'cleft-free zone' has it?

I feel as though I am the last of this dying breed. We need more Clefts! and guac