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1Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:31 pm

El Frog

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Further to the conversation I am having with Hears on MSN, I would also like to confirm this:

Any future time that Hears sees CHRIS PACMAN, it will be without pants.


That is all.


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2Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:48 pm

El Frog

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At the request of Hears (who apparently is unable to log on or something):


Ears says:
I appreciate this thread.


Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I can tell
You must comment!


Ears says:
I'll let the others start it off!


Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect you are gauging the waters before announcing your new relationship!


Ears says:
With CHRIS PACKMAN?!


Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Is it?
Thank you for telling me!
Should I add that to the thread?


Ears says:
I am madly in love with CHRIS PACKMAN and we have had a sexual relationship for many years.
ADD THAT TO YOUR DAMN THREAD!


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3Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:08 pm

Gravity

Gravity
I am beloved of the Guac!
Shocked

4Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:32 pm

wagi

wagi
I am beloved of the Guac!
El Frog wrote:

Any future time that Hears sees CHRIS PACMAN, it will be without pants.



Hears or Chris Pacman's?

5Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:33 pm

El Frog

El Frog
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Gravity wrote:Shocked

Gravity says:
I like broccoli too
it just turns me into a hovercraft


wagi wrote:
El Frog wrote:

Any future time that Hears sees CHRIS PACMAN, it will be without pants.



Hears or Chris Pacman's?

I can confirm: neither!


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6Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:34 pm

Gravity

Gravity
I am beloved of the Guac!
Any time I am on the CoG, it is without pants.

7Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:38 pm

wagi

wagi
I am beloved of the Guac!
I live on the 16th floor with no nearby windows able to look in, so pants are not required.

I also have slipcovers. Thumbs Up

8Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:41 pm

Jonathan

Jonathan
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Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
*I was pleased to "fit it in" before he left

9Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:44 pm

El Frog

El Frog
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They are like torpedoes! They shoot out at some speed!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWLoiWxUiQ


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10Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:55 pm

wagi

wagi
I am beloved of the Guac!
El Frog wrote:They are like torpedoes! They shoot out at some speed!


North Korea's newest cutting-edge torpedoes

11Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:16 am

El Frog

El Frog
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I suspect they are as accurate!


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12Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:34 pm

Anton

Anton
I am beloved of the Guac!
The torpedo that was fired was acctually apparently made by Germany.

13Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:56 pm

theultimatefish

theultimatefish
I am beloved of the Guac!
What is this?

14Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:59 pm

Jonathan

Jonathan
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theultimatefish wrote:What is this?

I'm 12 and what is this?

15Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:47 pm

El Frog

El Frog
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theultimatefish wrote:What is this?

It is an accurate recording of what has happened on the internets!


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16Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:33 am

RedCleft!

RedCleft!
I am beloved of the Guac!
Thankyou, for that stunning dramatic monologue.

http://redoctoberrct3.webs.com

17Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:10 am

Gravity

Gravity
I am beloved of the Guac!
^ Why do you have to ruin every thread by posting in it?

18Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:30 pm

El Frog

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RedCleft! wrote:Thankyou, for that stunning dramatic monologue.

It is the words of more than one person. NOT a monologue...


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19Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:58 pm

Jonathan

Jonathan
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Two statements of internet truth tonight.

Firstly, Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG would like to put Evenstarfish in one of his traps (a dinner table with one of his famous Sunday roasts). He would then like to marry her with a ceremony including no fewer than 10 quick time events.

Secondly, Jermery likes to walk over planks as demonstrated at 7:15 in this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN8ISH79x4c&feature=related

20Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:04 pm

Jonathan

Jonathan
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Furthermore, in my opinion, Evenstarfish had better accept. If not, there'll be trouble!

21Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:06 pm

El Frog

El Frog
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Well, she is most wonderous!


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22Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:09 am

Jeremy

Jeremy
I am beloved of the Guac!
You found the planks! Thumbs Up

I can confirm that sinuses probably were present!

23Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:33 pm

wagi

wagi
I am beloved of the Guac!
Smexy Manbeast swagger walking them planks...

24Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:43 pm

El Frog

El Frog
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Jeremy wrote:You found the planks! Thumbs Up

I can confirm that sinuses probably were present!


I am told there will be at least two planks at HANBOROUGH!


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25Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:02 pm

El Frog

El Frog
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Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect there are people who you have forgotten to hask! (to Hears' party)

Ears says:
I have asked all of the people I would like to come!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I shall tell Blarg that you said this. He will be enraged - moreso that Hemma doesn't know about HANBOROUGH!

Ears says:
I would like Blarg to be angry!


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26Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:26 pm

El Frog

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Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I cried about it a few days ago!
Possibly

Ears says:
I don't beliebe this is true!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Well, I know someone who cried once

Ears says:
Was he tied up in a cupboard?

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Actually HE was stuck in one of those large sized lockers you find at a swimming pool!

Ears says:
I know the ones. It still makes me laugh!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
That was a chap called Ashley Young
I saw him on the bus a few years ago. He sat next to me and said "since leaving school I have become gay"
I was stunned!

Ears says:
!
BECOME?!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
That is what he said. I was too stunned to comment!

Ears says:
...and pleased!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I was - but only because I knew whether or not he had escaped from the locker!


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27Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:16 pm

Jeremy

Jeremy
I am beloved of the Guac!
Hears says:
Jermery speaks truth!


and also:

Hears says:
Only the cool kids may call you Jermery!
ie Me and Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG! Mad

28Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:56 pm

Gravity

Gravity
I am beloved of the Guac!
El Frog wrote:Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect there are people who you have forgotten to hask! (to Hears' party)

Ears says:
I have asked all of the people I would like to come!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I shall tell Blarg that you said this. He will be enraged - moreso that Hemma doesn't know about HANBOROUGH!

Ears says:
I would like Blarg to be angry!

Ears would like Blarg to hump his leg angrily.

He likes it kinda violent.

29Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:07 pm

Jonathan

Jonathan
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Gravity wrote:
El Frog wrote:Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect there are people who you have forgotten to hask! (to Hears' party)

Ears says:
I have asked all of the people I would like to come!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I shall tell Blarg that you said this. He will be enraged - moreso that Hemma doesn't know about HANBOROUGH!

Ears says:
I would like Blarg to be angry!

Ears would like Blarg to hump his leg angrily.

He likes it kinda violent.

...and we have ourselves a winner!

30Statement of Internet Truth Empty Re: Statement of Internet Truth on Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:14 pm

El Frog

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I believe Hears is walking into peril!


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