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El Frog · 1 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:31 pm

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Further to the conversation I am having with Hears on MSN, I would also like to confirm this:

Any future time that Hears sees CHRIS PACMAN, it will be without pants.

That is all.

El Frog · 2 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:48 pm

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At the request of Hears (who apparently is unable to log on or something):

Ears says:
I appreciate this thread.

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I can tell
You must comment!

Ears says:
I'll let the others start it off!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect you are gauging the waters before announcing your new relationship!

Ears says:
With CHRIS PACKMAN?!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Is it?
Thank you for telling me!
Should I add that to the thread?

Ears says:
I am madly in love with CHRIS PACKMAN and we have had a sexual relationship for many years.
ADD THAT TO YOUR DAMN THREAD!

Gravity · 3 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:08 pm

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El Frog wrote:

Any future time that Hears sees CHRIS PACMAN, it will be without pants.

Hears or Chris Pacman's?

El Frog · 5 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:33 pm

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Gravity wrote:

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I like broccoli too
it just turns me into a hovercraft

wagi wrote:

El Frog wrote:

Any future time that Hears sees CHRIS PACMAN, it will be without pants.

Hears or Chris Pacman's?

I can confirm: neither!

Gravity · 6 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:34 pm

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Any time I am on the CoG, it is without pants.

wagi · 7 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:38 pm

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I live on the 16th floor with no nearby windows able to look in, so pants are not required.

I also have slipcovers. Thumbs Up

Jonathan · 8 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:41 pm

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Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
*I was pleased to "fit it in" before he left

El Frog · 9 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:44 pm

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They are like torpedoes! They shoot out at some speed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWLoiWxUiQ

wagi · 10 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:55 pm

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El Frog wrote:They are like torpedoes! They shoot out at some speed!

North Korea's newest cutting-edge torpedoes

El Frog · 11 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:16 am

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I suspect they are as accurate!

Anton · 12 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:34 pm

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The torpedo that was fired was acctually apparently made by Germany.

theultimatefish · 13 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:56 pm

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What is this?

Jonathan · 14 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:59 pm

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theultimatefish wrote:What is this?

I'm 12 and what is this?

El Frog · 15 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:47 pm

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theultimatefish wrote:What is this?

It is an accurate recording of what has happened on the internets!

RedCleft! · 16 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:33 am

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Thankyou, for that stunning dramatic monologue.

Gravity · 17 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:10 am

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^ Why do you have to ruin every thread by posting in it?

El Frog · 18 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:30 pm

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RedCleft! wrote:Thankyou, for that stunning dramatic monologue.

It is the words of more than one person. NOT a monologue...

Jonathan · 19 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:58 pm

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Two statements of internet truth tonight.

Firstly, Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG would like to put Evenstarfish in one of his traps (a dinner table with one of his famous Sunday roasts). He would then like to marry her with a ceremony including no fewer than 10 quick time events.

Secondly, Jermery likes to walk over planks as demonstrated at 7:15 in this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN8ISH79x4c&feature=related

Jonathan · 20 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:04 pm

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Furthermore, in my opinion, Evenstarfish had better accept. If not, there'll be trouble!

El Frog · 21 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:06 pm

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Well, she is most wonderous!

Jeremy · 22 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:09 am

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You found the planks! Thumbs Up

I can confirm that sinuses probably were present!

wagi · 23 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:33 pm

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Smexy Manbeast swagger walking them planks...

El Frog · 24 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:43 pm

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Jeremy wrote:You found the planks!

I can confirm that sinuses probably were present!

I am told there will be at least two planks at HANBOROUGH!

El Frog · 25 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:02 pm

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Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect there are people who you have forgotten to hask! (to Hears' party)

Ears says:
I have asked all of the people I would like to come!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I shall tell Blarg that you said this. He will be enraged - moreso that Hemma doesn't know about HANBOROUGH!

Ears says:
I would like Blarg to be angry!

El Frog · 26 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:26 pm

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Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I cried about it a few days ago!
Possibly

Ears says:
I don't beliebe this is true!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Well, I know someone who cried once

Ears says:
Was he tied up in a cupboard?

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
Actually HE was stuck in one of those large sized lockers you find at a swimming pool!

Ears says:
I know the ones. It still makes me laugh!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
That was a chap called Ashley Young
I saw him on the bus a few years ago. He sat next to me and said "since leaving school I have become gay"
I was stunned!

Ears says:
!
BECOME?!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
That is what he said. I was too stunned to comment!

Ears says:
...and pleased!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I was - but only because I knew whether or not he had escaped from the locker!

Jeremy · 27 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:16 pm

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Hears says:
Jermery speaks truth!

and also:

Hears says:
Only the cool kids may call you Jermery!
ie Me and Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG! Mad

Gravity · 28 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:56 pm

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El Frog wrote:Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect there are people who you have forgotten to hask! (to Hears' party)

Ears says:
I have asked all of the people I would like to come!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I shall tell Blarg that you said this. He will be enraged - moreso that Hemma doesn't know about HANBOROUGH!

Ears says:
I would like Blarg to be angry!

Ears would like Blarg to hump his leg angrily.

He likes it kinda violent.

Jonathan · 29 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:07 pm

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Gravity wrote:

El Frog wrote:Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I suspect there are people who you have forgotten to hask! (to Hears' party)

Ears says:
I have asked all of the people I would like to come!

Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG mac Roth Caerbhall, Templar Knight & Doppelsoldner says:
I shall tell Blarg that you said this. He will be enraged - moreso that Hemma doesn't know about HANBOROUGH!

Ears says:
I would like Blarg to be angry!

Ears would like Blarg to hump his leg angrily.

He likes it kinda violent.

...and we have ourselves a winner!

El Frog · 30 Re: Statement of Internet Truth Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:14 pm

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I believe Hears is walking into peril!

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