Hello, It's me.

I'm real imaginative when it comes to usernames, aren't I?

Welcome! If you want someone more original, we're more than willing to change it to something like 'Inspector Bumhat'.

I think we should instate some lovely rules on usernames. This one is crap and doesn't roll off the tongue. I disapprove.

I agree...what the hell does "BGTB" stand for anyways? Since he's not here to explain I feel that for the good of the site and in the interest of keeping threads here as current as possible, we decide what "BGTB" stands for.

All in favor? Aye! All opposed? I hear no one so the motion carries.

BGTB = Big Tabitha or Brigadier Tubble. The polls are open.

Blue-Green Tea Bags?

Generally speaking, I am most angry about this user name!

wagi wrote:I agree...what the hell does "BGTB" stand for anyways? Since he's not here to explain I feel that for the good of the site and in the interest of keeping threads here as current as possible, we decide what "BGTB" stands for.

All in favor? Aye! All opposed? I hear no one so the motion carries.

BGTB = Big Tabitha or Brigadier Tubble. The polls are open.

Busch Gardens Tampa Bay
2005 is the year ShieKra opened.
I've explained it in other forums, but not here until now.

[quote="BGTB2005"]

wagi wrote:
2005 is the year ShieKra opened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dWB4dyl-lw


I could have sworn she was around before 2005...

[quote="El Frog"]

BGTB2005 wrote:

wagi wrote:
2005 is the year ShieKra opened.

I could have sworn she was around before 2005...

She was 27 in 2005...I seriously doubt she was still a virgin by that time, I've seen her videos...

Busch Gardens Tampa Bay

Nope, that still doesn't roll off the tongue, sorry, but we'll find you a new name.

How about "BeeGee's Tour Bus" or "Beegeeteebee"

wagi wrote:"Beegeeteebee"

This is a good one!

[quote="El Frog"]

BGTB2005 wrote:

wagi wrote:
2005 is the year ShieKra opened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dWB4dyl-lw


I could have sworn she was around before 2005...

wagi wrote:

Busch Gardens Tampa Bay

Nope, that still doesn't roll off the tongue, sorry, but we'll find you a new name.

How about "BeeGee's Tour Bus" or "Beegeeteebee"

If it helps, you could just call me BGT.

BGTB2005 wrote:If it helps, you could just call me BGT.

BGT usually stands for something different, over here...

WHY ARE THOSE THREE TALENTLESS CREATURES NOT CURRENTLY INSIDE A WOODCHIPPER?

They are only supposed to be talented in pushing a button that makes a funny sound.



But yes, we're going to need a big woodchipper for the three of them.

ITV are interested in bringing back The Crystal Maze, firstly with celebrities but it gets worse.... Amanda Holden will be presenting it.

HURRY UP WITH THAT WOODCHIPPER!

Is she that blonde woman who I saw in all the clips of Susan Boyle on the show? The one who's constantly checking the telepromter screen while she gushes on about some dog act while making sure her best side is being taped?

wagi wrote:Is she that blonde woman who I saw in all the clips of Susan Boyle on the show? The one who's constantly checking the telepromter screen while she gushes on about some dog act while making sure her best side is being taped?

That's the one. ITV seem to like her for some reason so her "talent" (I use that term very loosely) will be milked to death. It happens all the time over here, the BBC like to shove an obscene amount of James Corden down our throats, previously Anton Du Berk and now Chris Evans. ITV is the same with Piers Morgan (although everyone hates him), Phillip Schofield and now Amanda Holden.

You probably don't know who these people are but the broadcasters make sure that the English do!

A few of the names do sound familiar (we get more European news and gossip then they do in the States), it's the same story here.

They even take nobodies and semi-celebs from shows like Big Brother Brazil and try to make them 'stars'. Despite their best efforts they remain nobodies and semi-celebs, but if they manage to pass gas in the middle of the night you'll be able to hear all about it on multiple news outlets by morning...if not live on pay-per-view...

ITV recently did a series called "Piers Morgan On..." with each episode having an additional word, such as "politics", "fame" and the like. I was most upset that they didn't take the opportunity to have "Fire" and "A Long, Pointy Spike".