Deaths...

Gary Coleman has died.

Now we will never know what Willis was talkin' 'bout...


Rest in peace, Gary.

They just had that on the news here. I had read earlier in the day that he was in the hospital. I know he's had some rough times in his life.

Imagine what would have happened if he had achieved political office!

I hope they don't removed the Gary Coleman character from Avenue Q.

Further to yesterday's news, it is my sad duty to report the death of Dennis Hopper.

He was the best King Koopa in a Mario Bros. movie, ever.

It always happens in threes. I wonder what other Hollywood star is next?

Rue McClanahan yesterday was our 3rd.

Sad, sad, sad... she was my favorite Golden Girl.

I had not been told this!

What is the latest on the investigation(s) into the suspicious circumstances surrounding Coleman's death?

The Coroner, he thoroughly examined him, and he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead!

There was a suggestion of.....murder!

It's probably a good thing that the Curtains weren't around the scene.

Are you admitting guilt?

J'ACCUSE!

I am!

I suspect that, still, nobody will do anything about it!

Gravity wrote:I am!

I suspect that, still, nobody will do anything about it!

You should still stay away from the hoods of any cars that our Attorneys on Lawns could throw you over!

I ain't skurred!

I suspect that this is only because you are building a warrior robot race.....one laser gun at a time...

They're modified Roombas... they need to clean my living room before they unleash terror upon the planet.

Gravity wrote:They're modified Roombas... they need to clean my living room before they unleash terror upon the planet.

Don't forget to make sure they clean the mirror!

Sadly, "Frank Sidebottom" died today. He was diagnosed with cancer last month, but collapsed today and died in hospital.