Greetingsssssss!

wagi wrote:The Blarg will outlast anyone around here...

So long as we don't forget the History!


I presume Forg has only allowed you on here after you paid him through your snakey chequebook, GS?

Jeremy wrote:

wagi wrote:The Blarg will outlast anyone around here...

So long as we don't forget the History!


I presume Forg has only allowed you on here after you paid him through your snakey chequebook, GS?

You should never forget the history!

GS also consulted with his snakey lawyer. This may or may not be connected...

I won't forget the hisssssssstory.

GS is a two-faced whore.

I demand to hear(s) you allegations against GS!

I suspect a court case could be on the agenda!

From what I understand, it was GS who hung the curtains.

J'ACCUSE!

Gravity wrote:From what I understand, it was GS who hung the curtains.

J'ACCUSE!

He would not leave fingerprints on a mirror, however!

Jeremy wrote:

Gravity wrote:From what I understand, it was GS who hung the curtains.

J'ACCUSE!

He would not leave fingerprints on a mirror, however!

Oh, I think he would! As a red herring! That way, nobody would be the wiser!

Gravity wrote:
Oh, I think he would! As a red herring! That way, nobody would be the wiser!

I expect next you will be telling us that it was GS who planted your fingerprints on that mirror! And the Curtains!

I think he did make a mess of my mirror.. and I already j'accuse'd him of the Curtains a few posts ago! By god, man.. pay bloody attention!

Gravity wrote:I think he did make a mess of my mirror.. and I already j'accuse'd him of the Curtains a few posts ago! By god, man.. pay bloody attention!

You did not J'ACCUSE him of planting your fingerprints on the curtains though! I suspect you are trying to frame him!

I am shocked by these new revelations!

I don't think antics of this caliber would shock you when they're coming from none other than a distinguished gentleman such as myself!

Gravity wrote:I don't think antics of this caliber would shock you when they're coming from none other than a distinguished gentleman such as myself!

I would have expected you to paint the antics purple and cover them in fingerprints!

El Frog wrote:

Gravity wrote:I don't think antics of this caliber would shock you when they're coming from none other than a distinguished gentleman such as myself!

I would have expected you to paint the antics purple and cover them in fingerprints!

At this stage of the game, I'd probably be likely to make you vibrate like a filthy whore!

Gravity wrote:

El Frog wrote:

Gravity wrote:I don't think antics of this caliber would shock you when they're coming from none other than a distinguished gentleman such as myself!

I would have expected you to paint the antics purple and cover them in fingerprints!

At this stage of the game, I'd probably be likely to make you vibrate like a filthy whore!

I am hear(s)ing news from Americaland that Obama is talking about banning all forms of vibration!

GAY SNAKE spotted on "date" with "tall girl". What can this mean?!?

Considering that GS crawls on his belly, 'tall girl' could turn out to be a midget woman wrestler...or a pre-schooler....

'Date'...was there money involved?

I have to admit that I am shocked by this newsflash!

Hears has yet to comment, Aiaiaiaidaiaian is busy smelling of wee and the whole world is waiting to hear(s) the explanation!

Does this mean that GAY SNAKE isn't actually gay?

El Frog wrote:I have to admit that I am shocked by this newsflash!

Hears has yet to comment, Aiaiaiaidaiaian is busy smelling of wee and the whole world is waiting to hear(s) the explanation!

Does this mean that GAY SNAKE isn't actually gay?

Or that 'tall girl" actually pees standing up?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Early reports suggest that the tall girl was not Hears in a dress!

El Frog wrote:Early reports suggest that the tall girl was not Hears in a dress!

I have a horrible feeling I can tell where this is going..

Aidan wrote:

El Frog wrote:Early reports suggest that the tall girl was not Hears in a dress!

I have a horrible feeling I can tell where this is going..

Are you admitting that it was you in the dress? If it wasn't Hears and it wasn't me, who else could it be?

Sorry, my dress is at the cleaners...

I've come here (following advice from Max Clifford) to clear up some of these so-called revelations.

Firstly, that is NOT guacamole.

Secondly, do not believe Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG when he says that he has only worn a dress once. This is a lie. In actual fact, the majority of the weekend is spent wearing a dress. I might as well be honest with you now, Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG and I have had a relationship for some time now. There's no use trying to cover it up like Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG has tried, why keep it a secret? I confirm, that was Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG (in a dress) with me for that date, he is trying to mislead you by suggesting otherwise and hinting at other people.

Why have you told EVERYONE?!?

However, as I mentioned earlier, it was not ME that you were spotted with. Are you cheating on me?!?

J'ACCUSE!!!

El Frog wrote:

Aidan wrote:

El Frog wrote:Early reports suggest that the tall girl was not Hears in a dress!

I have a horrible feeling I can tell where this is going..

Are you admitting that it was you in the dress? If it wasn't Hears and it wasn't me, who else could it be?

Well it was actually a mini-skirt.

Aidan wrote:

Well it was actually a mini-skirt.

With designer Jimmy Choo stilettos and a matching handbag?

J'ACCUSE YOU OF FASHION SENSE!

El Frog wrote:

Aidan wrote:

El Frog wrote:Early reports suggest that the tall girl was not Hears in a dress!

I have a horrible feeling I can tell where this is going..

Are you admitting that it was you in the dress? If it wasn't Hears and it wasn't me, who else could it be?

I must admit, one year for Halloween, I dressed up as a nasty hooker with a purple miniskirt, green lycra top, and pumpkin orange pumps. Perhaps the sketch of me and the shelves was not so far off after all!

But it was not me who went on a date with GS. I have standards.

I demand to see the photos of Blarg!

That was about 14-15 years ago. I don't have any pictures of that night!