Paintballing?

@ WayGayBear

Sure, whatever fetish you like...

RedCleft! wrote:@ WayGayBear

Sure, whatever fetish you like...

Ain't he cute?
Someday he'll grow up and learn what the word 'fetish' means. He probably thinks it has something to do with foot odor at the moment...

wagi wrote:


Ain't he cute?

No.

Chaps, can we dial back a bit on the banter please as it is getting a big aggressive...

Right you are Forgface...

Just called up the paintball place, they recommend enclosed shoes, but I am not sure about the fetish...

Sandals and socks is the way forward!

Whats this 'sandle'?

Its a thong:

Let’s talk about the Icons that are worshipped by us Aussies.
Akubra hats, the Opera House, meat pies, Speedo Cossies.
Some would say our Icon is that famous waltzing song,
I reckon that it’s something else. I reckon it’s the thong.

I’ve thought a thousand thoughts of thongs, and I think that the thong,
Is more an Aussie Icon, than the swagman’s billabong.
Just as real men don’t eat quiche, the dinkum Aussie male,
Will wear his dinkum Aussie thong, come rain, or sleet, or hail.

You can keep your Nikes and Reeboks. It’s the thong that should be put,
With Aussie pride and dignity, on every Aussie foot.
I’m going to start a business. Like Bond, I can’t go wrong,
I’ll market it throughout the world, as Blue’s designer thong.

A thong for each occasions. It’s just sound commonsense
To make a tough, all purpose thong, to wear to all events.
Simple, sturdy, comfortable, my Blue’s designer thong,
Will let the foot breathe evenly, and dissipate the pong.

It’s good for killing blowflies on the barbecue or stove,
And it’s great for crushing garlic. Just belt it on the clove,
And wipe the garlic laden thong on chicken, beef, or pork,
Inhale the pure aroma of that garlic when you walk.

A thong for early evening, to wear with hipster tights,
I can see the jingle in my mind, as though it were in lights.
Just a thong at twilight, when the tights are low.
With a string of diamantes, ’twined artistic round each toe.

A thong to wear to worship. I’d call it even thong,
The strap is very holy, and the soul, so very strong.
A thong to wear to football, to cricket, or the shops,
To shearing sheds, to factories. Steel capped thongs for cops.

I’d move away from footwear, create a new design,
For a chocolate coated thong, to give my valentine,
And way into the future, when the years have moved along,
She will show her grandkids, her love’s old sweet thong.

And when we go republic, and we’re looking for a song
To celebrate our Icon, let’s hear it for the thong.
Forget Waltzing Matilda, Advance Australia Fair,
A brand new National Anthem will be wafting through the air:

God save our gracious thong.
Keep our feet safe and strong,
And free from pong.
Wear them instead of shoes,
To pubs and barbecues.
Health, happiness to all of youse,
God save our thong.

I've only been once- It's far too expensive for me to go as much as my friends do.
The only thing that really stood out when we went was when me and another guy were trying to get into this building, and all the sudden, this guy pops outta the door and shoots us both. I was about five feet away, and my friend got shot in the stomach at about a foot away. He had a pretty good welt there for awhile. I also remember forgetting to bring gloves... And regretting it after finding a good three or four welts on my hands after that day.

Well, we are going tomorrow but Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG is doing a charity performance at CROWMARSH on Sunday!

I am pleased that you have remembered this!

Do they have your local Police report available on-line? Just in case you know...

No doubt my paintballing is more important and Forgface is just jealous!

What on earth are you talking about now?

El Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG wrote:What on earth are you talking about now?

Well, we are going tomorrow but Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG is doing a charity performance at CROWMARSH on Sunday

Anyway, After being paintballing, I quite enjoyed it. Got hit twice on my body, on both shoulders, once at point blank into the guts, and like 6 shots to the gun and helmet. Overall it was excellent. Churned through roughly 600 shots for 8 games.

Spammed the crap out for the last game. My friend got hit in the nipples from a friendly bullet. My other friend made an adult cry with pain, I nailed a guy there for his bucks? party. He was wearing a white plastic suit and a hazard vest.

Loved it, shame you guys werent there so you could shoot me, HA!

But we can at least still do that in our dreams...

I am pleased that you found getting shot such a pleasant experience, and I sincerely look forward to you getting shot again...repeatedly!

(How did a friendly bullet hit both nipples? Were they positioned normally or were both on one side? Seems not only 'friendly' but downright forward, cheeeky thing!)

Nipple please excuse my humble typo. The guy that did it was dead nervous, they were the last two left. A blue person (its red vs blue) ran to the left of him (he couldn't see him, we could) and my friend ran to hide with him and got shot.

Red have you ever thought about airsoft? I am looking into it and seems alot like paintball.

RedCleft! wrote:@ WayGayBear

Sure, whatever fetish you like...

Are you suggesting that Wagi is a shaman of some description?!?

Are you suggesting that Wagi is a shaman of some description?!?

It depends....

Red have you ever thought about airsoft? I am looking into it and seems alot like paintball

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Airsoft is essentially paintball on sterioids. Its hurts more, its more acurate. Oh and they fire much quicker.

Its also not as legal. In australia the gun laws are very tight. Laser skirmish is now 18+ because the guns have similarities to real weapons.

RedCleft! wrote:@ WayGayBear

Really?

That's a bit over the line.

You really think I was serious?

It's in your signature, too.

So, yeah.

Ahhh... sorry, yes I see now. Silly me.

Richard.

Wind it in a bit please, chaps. I do not approve of the reference, but received no complaint from the hairy-backed one, and suspect it was said as banter rather than an insult.

Noted, and edited.

El Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG wrote:Wind it in a bit please, chaps. I do not approve of the reference, but received no complaint from the hairy-backed one, and suspect it was said as banter rather than an insult.

Exactly how it was taken, no harm done, I appreciate those looking out for me too.

Oh, who am I kidding? I pay so little attention to what the boy says anyways, it flew right my me!

I look after my "members"!!!

You have more than one lirpipe?!

I do! One is black and the other is dark green!