As you all know, the world-famous HANBOROUGH Show occurred on Saturday and I was there to see the Fellowship of the Ox perform, featuring our very own Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG!
Jermery and I arrived at the event shortly before one o'clock that afternoon. We were expected to give two small girls some money to enter but we just walked past and ignored them! As soon as we stepped into the actual show, there was one person who stood out against the rest of the crowd. "As if I need to ask..." was his response to us approaching! After an initial struggle to use Jermery's real name, Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG managed it (however, this did not last long (much to Jerm's annoyance)).
To start with, we had the simple task of walking to Forgface's allocated area. This was not going to be a straight-forward walk though, of course! On the way, the three of us noticed a van coming onto the field. After coming very close to running over a dog, the driver's next target was a frail old man walking towards a stall. At the last second, the van stopped. The man was unharmed. However, he obviously didn't feel that the incident was dramatic enough. For that reason, he decided to launch himself out of the way, then wobble past the front of the van with a disgusted look on his face.
After the drama, we had a look around, met the other members of the Fellowship (minus Kate) and then prepared for the Scooter Parade (which was a much hyped event). After the disappointment that was the 30 minute delay for the parade, it finally began. In total, there were two scooters in the entire event and by the time the judging started, we were left with just a single scooter, along with a bike and a tricycle. Who would be the best person to judge the competition? An Elvis impersonator, of course!
Forgface was definitely the most excited person in the group regarding the Scooter Parade, and he didn't even attend!
That's part one. Next time, I'll talk about the other exciting events from Saturday!
For now, here is a picture of me with Forgface, Phill and Matthouse:
Jermery and I arrived at the event shortly before one o'clock that afternoon. We were expected to give two small girls some money to enter but we just walked past and ignored them! As soon as we stepped into the actual show, there was one person who stood out against the rest of the crowd. "As if I need to ask..." was his response to us approaching! After an initial struggle to use Jermery's real name, Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG managed it (however, this did not last long (much to Jerm's annoyance)).
To start with, we had the simple task of walking to Forgface's allocated area. This was not going to be a straight-forward walk though, of course! On the way, the three of us noticed a van coming onto the field. After coming very close to running over a dog, the driver's next target was a frail old man walking towards a stall. At the last second, the van stopped. The man was unharmed. However, he obviously didn't feel that the incident was dramatic enough. For that reason, he decided to launch himself out of the way, then wobble past the front of the van with a disgusted look on his face.
After the drama, we had a look around, met the other members of the Fellowship (minus Kate) and then prepared for the Scooter Parade (which was a much hyped event). After the disappointment that was the 30 minute delay for the parade, it finally began. In total, there were two scooters in the entire event and by the time the judging started, we were left with just a single scooter, along with a bike and a tricycle. Who would be the best person to judge the competition? An Elvis impersonator, of course!
Forgface was definitely the most excited person in the group regarding the Scooter Parade, and he didn't even attend!
That's part one. Next time, I'll talk about the other exciting events from Saturday!
For now, here is a picture of me with Forgface, Phill and Matthouse: