List of Clefts

No one yet, but several are firmly on their way! We still should have a Cleft of the Month selection...

wagi wrote:No one yet, but several are firmly on their way! We still should have a Cleft of the Month selection...

Cleft of the week would be better. Their attention spans rarely span past a week of clefting about. The main cleft fluctuates tremendously.

ImagineerTom wrote:
Cleft of the week would be better. Their attention spans rarely span past a week of clefting about. The main cleft fluctuates tremendously.

Too long! Did not read.

Woo! Last post on the first page!

Funny, you're the THIRD post on the SECOND page for me...perhaps there are posts here you aren't allowed to read? (Not that you'd bother anyways...)

wagi wrote:Funny, you're the THIRD post on the SECOND page for me...

Yup. Same here.

wagi wrote:Funny, you're the THIRD post on the SECOND page for me...perhaps there are posts here you aren't allowed to read? (Not that you'd bother anyways...)

I concur. As such, I have included a short program in BASIC:


10 PRINT "I AM SKILL!"
20 GO TO 10

The forum has been set at 30 posts a page, as people like that!

Commence making fun of RedCleft... no, wait... let's not give him the attention he seeks.

I think the attention should be given in the form of punches!

El Frog wrote:I think the attention should be given in the form of punches!

Wait a minute, hit me all you want. But remember I roll with the punches, just aa Jeremy said. Mabye I should fight back in the form of a Rocky movie...

Also, the attention should be given in the form of the inside of a woodchipper!

El Frog wrote:Also, the attention should be given in the form of the inside of a woodchipper!

Interesting, unfortunatly the concentration of cleft in me is too high, and would jam your feeble woodchipper

A more fitting punishment would be to lock a bunch of our favorite clefts in a room with only one small spotlight...and no audience.


Like famished rats they'd soon turn on each other...

We could give them all spoons as weapons and they could fight to the death for our amusement!

wagi wrote:A more fitting punishment would be to lock a bunch of our favorite clefts in a room with only one small spotlight...and no audience.


Like famished rats they'd soon turn on each other...

I would win of course. I am a captian of a Submarine with MJONLIR Mk VI armour.

RedCleft! wrote:

I am a captian of a Submarine with MJONLIR Mk VI armour.

Well, that's not what I'd say you are, but if that's what the meds seem to tell you, then I say 'go for it!' until they get around to altering that dosage...

I approve as I am not at the top!

UltraCleft wrote:I approve as I am not at the top!

I have fixed that for you.

RedCleft! wrote:
But remember I roll with the punches, just aa Jeremy said.

That said, it doesn't mean that it's not enjoyable to punch you anyway!

Jonathan wrote:

UltraCleft wrote:I approve as I am not at the top!

I have fixed that for you.

You just did what he wanted and gave him the attention he craved.

Jonathan wrote:

UltraCleft wrote:I approve as I am not at the top!

I have fixed that for you.

I approve of this activity.

RedCleft! wrote: But remember I roll with the punches...

Ah, but do you bounce as you fall down the stairs?

I am hoping that he slides down - on his face!

DROOL OVER MY BEAUTIFUL NEW AVATAR!

It is clearly a photo of that sexy manbeast we all know and love! However, he looks like this without his hat on:

El Frog wrote:It is clearly a photo of that sexy manbeast we all know and love! However, he looks like this without his hat on:

Too... much... man-beast...

CHUMP MANBEAR is your new god!

I nominate "StyleCleft" (or whatever much batter name we can give him...) to the List. No real reason other than he sometimes irritates the hell out of me, and he implied that I'm "elderly".

But mark my words...I shall have my revenge on some future day when he discovers he needs Depends disposable undergarments!

wagi wrote:I nominate "StyleCleft" (or whatever much batter name we can give him...) to the List. No real reason other than he sometimes irritates the hell out of me, and he implied that I'm "elderly".

But mark my words...I shall have my revenge on some future day when he discovers he needs Depends disposable undergarments!

I disliked him a long time before his posts in Plonko's thread! He's rather bitchy, I must say.

I expect Tom to add this name to the list immediately.

"Bitchy" fits...