Clarification of recent news story

Members of the press have been spreading wild stories and spurious lies regarding the injury I received while cleaning out the aquarium.

While it is true that Mr Flymo T. Hoverfish did close his mouth around my finger in what could be classed as a "bite", the skin was not broken and no mark or blemish remained.

Since that time, Mr Hoverfish has apologised unreservedly, and has professed his sorrow for his actions in this matter.

A bystander, Miss Sainsbury Fins stated that she saw nothing of the incident while Mr Spatula, a spokesman for the platys stated that they had no comment on the issue.

That is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF6eRIAA6mE

Will Mr T. Hoverfish be providing compensation for the distress caused, perhaps in the form of Hovercube dividends?

Mr Hoverfish assures me that there are no hovercubes to be handed over! He is adamant in this matter!

Where do we send flowers and a Get Well card?

wagi wrote:Where do we send flowers and a Get Well card?

I accept cash!

Flymo has just been given tonight's hovercube. Clearly he has become rather annoyed with the platys eating some of it before he gets to it as he swam up to it immediately it was dropped in!

He sat (upside down) in the water with the hovercube balanced on his chin and tendrils while he munched on it!

Yet more spurious accusations have appeared, spread as fact by none other than the Count Himself!

I can confirm that talking did occur, but any and all potential causes of plaque build up were prevented successfully.

I suspect that breakfasts were swapped!

I want to know if this attractive young lady knows the infamous Hemma, about whom there is much speculation?

I do not believe so, though Hears and Jermery fighting to the death for my amusement would certainly serve as this evening's entertainment!

She's not "Hemma", unless well disguised!

And I would clearly win!

I demand more details on this Hemma character. I suspect she is like Chris Pacman but without the dangly parts?

The "without the dangly parts" bit is yet to be confirmed! After all, 'she' was seen on a date with GAY SNAKE.

All I know for sure is that "she" is a "tall" "girl"!

Oh yes - and that "she" is "coming" to HANBOROUGH!

Oh, my.

I suspect Hemma is just Chris Pacman in a tube top and a miniskirt!

I do not believe "in" would be the best word to describe CHRIS PACMAN with those clothes as there would be much of him bulging out between the gaps. So very, very much...

^I suspect those wouldn't be the dangly parts Grav was refering to...

The phrase 'overspill' springs to mind!

The count has become innumerate! It is 3 sleeps until HANBOROUGH!

You misunderstand! While for us it is three sleeps, he will have to set out from his castle on Friday as it is a loooooooooooooooooong way from HANBOROUGH!

If you can't count on the Count, then who can you count on, I always says...

This video pretty much sums up the feelings of most people involved: