The Design a Smilie Contest

pleases me greatly!

I am disgusted at the lack of insulting material to clefts! I expect more humiliation materials readily availible to feed clefts. As a spokesperson from Cleft HQ I am gravely concered for the un-wellbeing of clefts on this forum.

Please meet the following demands or else be thrown into the boot a car by a cleft!
-Rain of Terror
-Facepalm smiley
-Head of a chicken





Edited multiple times, as cleft cannot make up mind...

RedCleft! wrote:I am disgusted at the lack of insulting material to clefts! I expect more humiliation materials readily availible to feed clefts. As a spokesperson from Cleft HQ I am gravely concered for the un-wellbeing of clefts on this forum.

Please meet the following demands or else be thrown into the boot a car by a cleft!
-Rain of Terror
-Facepalm smiley
-Head of a chicken





Edited multiple times, as cleft cannot make up mind...

Nor can most clefts find their way here without a guide dog, two Boy Scouts and a GPS unit.

Unless one takes them by the hand and leads them here (or leaves a trail of guac for them to follow), this place will likely never have as many.

Besides, they are much too busy trying to convince everyone at the new Zombitari that they are now 'veterans'.

wagi wrote:

RedCleft! wrote:I am disgusted at the lack of insulting material to clefts! I expect more humiliation materials readily availible to feed clefts. As a spokesperson from Cleft HQ I am gravely concered for the un-wellbeing of clefts on this forum.

Please meet the following demands or else be thrown into the boot a car by a cleft!
-Rain of Terror
-Facepalm smiley
-Head of a chicken





Edited multiple times, as cleft cannot make up mind...

Nor can most clefts find their way here without a guide dog, two Boy Scouts and a GPS unit.

Unless one takes them by the hand and leads them here (or leaves a trail of guac for them to follow), this place will likely never have as many.

Besides, they are much too busy trying to convince everyone at the new Zombitari that they are now 'veterans'.

I can only imagine someone whose name starts with a T and ends with ommai.

theultimatefish wrote:

I can only imagine someone whose name starts with a T and ends with ommai.

I shudder at the mere mention of his name...

I got a very informative PM from him last week:

"I'm not Mr Blobby.

I can deny it."

There you go!

wagi wrote:
Nor can most clefts find their way here without a guide dog, two Boy Scouts and a GPS unit.

Unless one takes them by the hand and leads them here (or leaves a trail of guac for them to follow), this place will likely never have as many.

Besides, they are much too busy trying to convince everyone at the new Zombitari that they are now 'veterans'.

Well, I find that attitude dispicable! Why, with the amount of destruction and guacamole I have left behind is enough to earn me the title of Supreme Mugwump Of iratA and a Medal Of Honour supplimented with a Victoria Cross

RedCleft! wrote:

Well, I find that attitude dispicable! Why, with the amount of destruction and guacamole I have left behind is enough to earn me the title of Supreme Mugwump Of iratA and a Medal Of Honour supplimented with a Victoria Cross

"Destruction and guacamole" it may have been, but it still seemed hip-deep in bovine fecal matter to me...

I wouldn't drop that shiny metal in it.

I'm currently not posting there after Hehehehehe made his post about people never actually leaving. I'm not missing anything.

I think there should be an evenstar smilie...

I thought of doing that for you, Redcleft, Beadleperson and Wagi, but I think Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG deserves the honor to do yours.

evenstar wrote:I think there should be an evenstar smilie...

So you use your first post to make crazy demands? I'm shocked, Starfish, really shocked!

As Theultimatecleft said, Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG can have the honour of doing that one.

Yes, that's me - demanding!

evenstar wrote:I think there should be an evenstar smilie...

I approve of this statement.

Jonathan wrote:As Theultimatecleft said, Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG can have the honour of doing that one.

It would be my honour - but I'm not talking about the emoticon!

We need an irony emoticon. I define irony.

In addition to the Evenstarfish smilie (that I approve of strongly) I believe it is time that a Flymo T. Hoverfish one was made!

RedCleft! wrote:We need an irony emoticon. I define irony.

Perhaps a choice for the word filter?

and emoticons amuse me greatly

You are easily amused young cleft! Here's a new one for you: ".", it's known as a 'period', and it even has it's own key on your computer! You just press that key multiple times and you'll get multiple periods - AMAZING!!!

That should keep you amused for a day or two right there

wagi wrote:You are easily amused young cleft! Here's a new one for you: ".", it's known as a 'period', and it even has it's own key on your computer! You just press that key multiple times and you'll get multiple periods - AMAZING!!!

That should keep you amused for a day or two right there

Actually, Wagi, they're called 'full stops' so we'll have none of your Americanisms!

..........................................

Oooh my, its incredibly amusing

Why I haven't had this much fun since kindergarten. What a broad collection of smileys!

RedCleft! wrote:..........................................

Oooh my, its incredibly amusing

Why I haven't had this much fun since kindergarten.

That was probably the time you wet yourself in class.

No wonder the other children refused to play with you at recess, you smelled of wee, but you secretly enjoyed it immensely! You, sir, are a serial wee'er!

Your shame has been unmasked...

And Jonathan, they are refered to as 'ponte' or 'points' here.

I never recall wetting myself. But what I do recall is blasting my friend with tomato sauce when I accidently squeezed too hard over my meat pie.

"Squeezed" or "sneezed" too hard over your meat pie?

Of course you don't recall wetting yourself! You're in denial! It's only after you admit to yourself and the entire world that "Yes, I wet myself, I smell of wee and I LIKE IT" that your recovery can begin.

Remember, this is a 12-Step Program for Recovery, so you need to take 12 GIANT steps in any direction away from us.

I suspect this thread is therapy for Bob!

El Frog wrote:I suspect this thread is therapy for Bob!

Indeed...taking a few pokes at a cleft or two is marvelous fun, and one of the few things I miss from iratA!

They remind me a bit of a pinata...where we can stand around taking turns wacking them with a stick until all their innards spill out. Let's hope they are full of candy although I know many of them are full of ****

wagi wrote:Let's hope they are full of candy although I know many of them are full of ****

I'm disappointed that you didn't let the marvelous swear filter do its work!

Shepherd's Pie, Shepherd's Pie, Shepherd's Pie...better?


In related news, sometimes when posting and I click on a smilie, the page reloads and I lose my post!

wagi wrote:

El Frog wrote:I suspect this thread is therapy for Bob!

Indeed...taking a few pokes at a cleft or two is marvelous fun, and one of the few things I miss from iratA!

They remind me a bit of a pinata...where we can stand around taking turns wacking them with a stick until all their innards spill out. Let's hope they are full of candy although I know many of them are full of ****

Psi 300 and growing....

I am filled with nothing but the humblest of cleft.

wagi wrote:

El Frog wrote:I suspect this thread is therapy for Bob!

Indeed...taking a few pokes at a cleft or two is marvelous fun, and one of the few things I miss from iratA!

They remind me a bit of a pinata...where we can stand around taking turns wacking them with a stick until all their innards spill out. Let's hope they are full of candy although I know many of them are full of ****

I am pleased that we are of service! Avail yourself fully of the swear filter; we have chosen a number of wonderous replacements (more to be added as we think of them).

theultimatefish wrote: Beadleperson

This is a non-regulation name!


From now on, limit yourself to Jeremy and/or Jon and/or Jermery if you wish to be irritating!