Good News For Blarg, Bad News For Blarg...

Bad news for Blarg:





(very) good news for Blarg:

I am shocked and horrified that Blarg has not responded to the bacon gun!

It's disgusting.

But it is the meat of Kings! Don't you want to put it in your hamper?!?

I will never own a gun.. bacon or otherwise!

Wasn't there an old saying ... "This is my rifle, that is my gun, one is for fighting, the other is for fun"? or something like that?

I always tend to mix them up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh2F5H3q-rU

There is further bad news! Jfish has been bullying Blargfish, so I have been forced to put J into the main tank!!!

I won't stand for that!

I didn't either! Firstly, I sat down, then I scooped Jfish out and into the main tank. Blargfish had been a little lonely, but as luck would have it, one of the two Chrisfishes had been bullying the other, so the poor, bullied Chris has been shifted into the minitank with Blarg!

As a sidenote, one, the other or both Chrisfishes have been randomly leaping into the minitank, possibly for fun.

Blarg should not be subjected to the company of a ChrisPackmanfish! I would think he'd much rather be alone!

Let us hope the ChrisPackmanfish keep their fishy pants on!

Chrisfish (like all Chrisfish) is a slim, stripey chap who is appalled by the notion of CHRIS PACMAN!

You should consider renaming him Waldo if he is slim and striped!

The stripes go the wrong way to be him! I know everyone will be pleased to hear(s) that Blarg and SlightlysmallerChrisfish are getting along nicely!

Well, Blarg always is a smexy fish-beast, so that's no surprise.

El Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG wrote:I didn't either! Firstly, I sat down, then I scooped Jfish out and into the main tank. Blargfish had been a little lonely, but as luck would have it, one of the two Chrisfishes had been bullying the other, so the poor, bullied Chris has been shifted into the minitank with Blarg!

As a sidenote, one, the other or both Chrisfishes have been randomly leaping into the minitank, possibly for fun.

And let me guess, in your cleft tank you they try to get each others attention?

RedCleft! wrote:

And let me guess, in your cleft tank you they try to get each others attention?

Please read that aloud, word for word... and tell me if it makes sense to you.

RedCleft! wrote:
So in your cleft tank, they fight for each others attention, which you promptly ignore.

I would say Heil Comprehension Nazi, but it was so poor of me. As Always

RedCleft! wrote:

El Our LORD And MASTER, SIR Our LORD And MASTER, SIR FROG wrote:I didn't either! Firstly, I sat down, then I scooped Jfish out and into the main tank. Blargfish had been a little lonely, but as luck would have it, one of the two Chrisfishes had been bullying the other, so the poor, bullied Chris has been shifted into the minitank with Blarg!

As a sidenote, one, the other or both Chrisfishes have been randomly leaping into the minitank, possibly for fun.

And let me guess, in your cleft tank you they try to get each others attention?

You fool! The minitank isn't for clefts because none of my fish are clefts! It is a holding area for fish who need protection for a while.

Asuming you had cleft fish, you would put them in a sperate cleft fryingpan tank

I believe Blarg's anger at the bacon gun is nothing more than jealousy that he doesn't have one to put on his shelf!

(J probably loves it).

No... though my constitution tells me I have the right, I don't believe in having firearms in the house.

Not in the house, in your hamper!!!

My hamper is in my house!

I see your problem! But couldn't you make and exception? It IS pork...

Nope.. Guns, pork or otherwise, won't ever be in my house.

Well there goes my stereotypical American view....or are you Jewish?

Gravity wrote:Nope.. Guns, pork or otherwise, won't ever be in my house.

Would you consider keeping it on your porch?
Would you like it in a box?
Would you like it with a fox?

RedCleft! wrote:or are you Jewish?

He's a Buckeye!

I'm not Jewish OR a godforsaken Buckeye.

I'm agnostic/atheist, and I was born in Michigan.. I'm a WOLVERINE! Rawwwr.