Members of the press have been spreading wild stories and spurious lies regarding the injury I received while cleaning out the aquarium.
While it is true that Mr Flymo T. Hoverfish did close his mouth around my finger in what could be classed as a "bite", the skin was not broken and no mark or blemish remained.
Since that time, Mr Hoverfish has apologised unreservedly, and has professed his sorrow for his actions in this matter.
A bystander, Miss Sainsbury Fins stated that she saw nothing of the incident while Mr Spatula, a spokesman for the platys stated that they had no comment on the issue.
That is all.
While it is true that Mr Flymo T. Hoverfish did close his mouth around my finger in what could be classed as a "bite", the skin was not broken and no mark or blemish remained.
Since that time, Mr Hoverfish has apologised unreservedly, and has professed his sorrow for his actions in this matter.
A bystander, Miss Sainsbury Fins stated that she saw nothing of the incident while Mr Spatula, a spokesman for the platys stated that they had no comment on the issue.
That is all.